Someone calls, leaves a message saying they will be at a place where they know you will be, too. They say the reason for the call is to make sure it's okay that they are there, that they hope it won't be too distracting.
This attempt at manipulation is hilarious. Allow me to translate:
Hi, this is the guy you haven't spoken to in months, whom you never think about, and whom you don't miss. I know you don't even think about me, so I wanted to try to get your attention in this transparent plea. I just wanted to make sure you knew that I was going to see you play roller derby. I wanted to make sure you knew I would be there since I would be just one of a thousand people there, and if I hadn't informed you of my presence, you might not have seen me. Oh, and I'm going to be there with friends, because I have them, you know. I'm going to thinly veil this as me being concerned about your feelings, instead of its obvious purpose; an attempt to get you to call me back.
When will the crazy end?
Imagine his confusion when I'm not even there.
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