Can't Hear the Forest for the Trees

So the other day someone came up to me, all busy and kind of excited. They were holding a copy of Wired Magazine. All at once they asked me if I read Wired and if I knew who the person on the cover was. A sexy brunette posed on the front of the magazine--nothing out of the ordinary. And next to her was a tiny caption, "Who is this woman?" Below this in a much bigger typeface: Internet Famous: Julia Allison and the Secrets of Self-Promotion.

So the person keeps going on about who could this person be. She looks like someone. But who is she?

I just had to laugh. If only there were a way to solve this mystery. Like read the cover, or read the magazine.

When I opened the magazine to the feature article, the other person seemed surprised there was an article in there about her. I suppose it might be fun to live that way.