Me and Walter Mitty

I just had a thought. I was in the bathroom pondering on things, like you do when you are in the bathroom. I was thinking on an incident today where one of the newer employees suggested that I "just use some clipart." She's from one of the companies with which we partner. I've seen their collateral. So she's probably used to their "designers" using clipart. But I replied, "We're the real deal back here. We can draw that."

What I mused on in the bathroom stall was an alternate response. I could have pointed to my drawing of Conan O'Brien that I have in my cube and said, "See this? I drew this. Do you know who Conan O'Brien is? No? Well get out of here. I don't have time to be spending with people who don't even know who Conan O'Brien is. No I'm not kidding. Do you know who Jay Leno is? Of course you do. You would. Just leave."

If only I were that bad ass. Then people would think I'm crazy. They would fear me.